Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy new york. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
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